OK, so I told a few more people! Well, I didn’t really have much of a choice – I was going camping for the weekend with a whole group of people so if I didn’t want them to think that I was a boring unsociable cow with narcolepsy issues then I had to come clean!!! Plus the fact that I wasn’t drinking of course which for everyone who knows me is a hugely suspicious occurrence!
Apparently, ‘Baby Blueberry’ is no longer an ‘embryo’ but now officially a ‘foetus’ (meaning offspring.) Not only that but my book just told me to hold a raspberry between my fingers and look at it because that is now the size of it!...EEK! I’ve just eaten raspberries on my cereal!!!
This book also says that, ‘my waistband may be expanding now.’ What do you mean ‘now?’ What about three weeks ago??? It says that I may have to think about packing away my favourite jeans until next year…I don’t think that my favourite jeans ever managed to resurface after the last pregnancy! Oh well, can’t be helped…well, nothing a few prunes wouldn’t sort out anyway! I am so fed with making the seemingly hourly pilgrimage to the loo and for what? NOTHING! All that hard work and…NOTHING! However, I did have that ‘Eureka!’ moment this weekend and although I’m sure you don’t want to hear about it, I’m going to tell you anyway because it just made me so darned proud!!!
I miserably shuffled over to the loos at the campsite and suddenly, the heavens parted and a column of sunlight shrouded the toilet block in a golden glow. Choirs sang and the angels wept (I nearly did too!)
HALLELUJAH!
I practically skipped back to the tent feeling for once more like a gazelle than a hippo!
Oh, happy days!
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